I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
her vagine was all disorganized.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
