So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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