Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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