It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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