4 words: hood of his car
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this boner is exhausting
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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