I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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