I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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