i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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