I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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