Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
His nipple licking is glorious
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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