So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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