she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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