you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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