Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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