sorry about calling you the devil all night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
