sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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