i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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