I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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