she told me i tasted like america
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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