If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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