I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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