why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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