True but thats because hes a fetus.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize