doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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