Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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