By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I use my feet as sexual weapons
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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