I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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