I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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