he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Terrible idea I love it
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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