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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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