id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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