Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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