Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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