I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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