We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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