Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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