Sponge bath it is.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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