Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
