I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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