Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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