If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im holly from the hills drunk
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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