Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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