There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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