Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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