So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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