the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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