he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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