Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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