she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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