If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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