I need help removing her.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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