i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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