The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
a search helicopter?!
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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