# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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